Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
“Fucking around is in fact detrimental to the work process,” the study reads in part.
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Several members of City Council including Leslie Ghiz have also attempted to become Mayor of City Hall, but then quickly turned their attention toward becoming Mayor of the County Commissioner’s Office.
Mayor Mallory in bitter battle to become Foursquare Mayor of City Hall, Derf Magazine
What would Skyline Chili’s logo be like if they updated it to accurately reflect the modern Cincinnati skyline?
Only The Phony Coney would ask such a question.
Alert: Crunchberries Are Not Real Berries
Late last month, a U.S. District Court judge dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she’d been buying Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal for four years under the assumption that crunchberries are a real berry. “The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said ‘berries’ were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls.”
CHCURC Website ‘Hacked by Cyb3rking’
The official website of CHCURC, the Clifton Heights Community Urban Redevelopment Corporation, has been hacked. Apparently, “Cyb3rking” is the Turkish hacker behind the shenanigan. He left several gramatically incorrect taunts on the website, such as “Hey Admin ! Your Security=0″ and “There are serious Security ProbLems With Your Site To [Solve] The Problems contact Me.”
A jury in Paducah has found a man who scuffled with police not only guilty, but SUPER guilty of resisting arrest.
Worst Band Interview of All Time
Luke Burbank for NPR:
Let’s establish one thing right out of the gate: We love the band Sigur Ros.
[...]
Anyway, last Friday the band showed up promptly at 11am (EDT) and commenced to give what is possibly the worst interview in the history of electronic media.
Seriously.
It was that bad.
We’re not sure if they were tired, or if it was a language thing, or what… but wow.
Casual Observation #420
It’s comforting that, even in these tough economic times, T.I. is still giving the ladies “Whatever [They] Like.”
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The young woman at the counter took my $2. I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies while looking at the screen on her register.
I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
(via Reddit)