So I was at the UDF on Hudson at Indianola last night at 3am. I’m buying a Mountain Dew and I’m standing behind a hipster. Suddenly he turns and demands to buy the Mountain Dew for me.

They’ve always been a-holes when you meet them on their own turf but now they’ve branched out into new realms like woodworking and now ironically buying snacks for people at gas stations.

Jake Mecklenborg on hipsters